My expected Things on Thursday post has been pre-empted by a particularly important conversation I had with my son this morning as we walked to the bus stop.
Jack (very matter-of-fact): Yesterday, a boy was mean to me on the bus.
Me: Oh. Who was mean to you?
Jack: Ben.*
Me: The Ben at our bus stop?
Jack: Yes.
Me: What did he do?
Jack (still very matter-of-fact): He squished me so there was no room for me on the seat.
Me: Oh. What did you do?
Jack: I told the bus driver. She said she would talk to him.
Me: Jack, that was the right thing to do. I'm so proud of you.
Jack (thrilled): Thanks, Mom!
On the surface, this is a rather ordinary conversation between mom and son, but Jack has autism, which made the ease and simplicity of this exchange rather, well, shocking. He answered all my questions directly and clearly. He stayed on topic, without a single odd noise or movie line or memorized speech. He didn't flap his hand, make funny faces, or repeat himself either.
For those of you who've never tried to get information out of a child with autism, please believe me when I say that this conversation was a miracle.
As an added bonus, his response to the squishing was completely correct and appropriate given his age and the age of the squisher.
Now, if I could only get him to tell me one thing--just one blessed little thing--he did in school today....
*Name changed
Showing posts with label Things on Thursday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things on Thursday. Show all posts
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Things on Thursday: Flight of the Conchords
In keeping with my random post yesterday (you didn't think I'd get over being random just because we turned the calendar, did you?), today's Things on Thursday takes us into the funny (occasionally vulgar, and always clueless and tasteless) world of Flight of the Conchords.
I first heard them when Terry Gross interviewed them on NPR, which shows how culturally clueless I am, and they just about caused me to wreck my VW Passat stationwagon on the way to my StampinUp demonstrator's house. Amazing how NPR can take you to places so stupid they are funny, but there you have it.
Here are links to the YouTube videos of my least-vulgar favorites. Still, you might want to watch while the little ones are not in the room, especially if you start clicking around for their other songs. Just sayin'.
Jenny ("Pardon?" "I remember there were some verbs.")
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (If I were to rap, I'd rap like Jemaine.)
Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring (Watch this only if you have read or watched The Lord of the Rings. If you've never read/watched it, you'll think I'm insane.)
I gotta get me some magical bling-bling.
Happy Thursday!
I first heard them when Terry Gross interviewed them on NPR, which shows how culturally clueless I am, and they just about caused me to wreck my VW Passat stationwagon on the way to my StampinUp demonstrator's house. Amazing how NPR can take you to places so stupid they are funny, but there you have it.
Here are links to the YouTube videos of my least-vulgar favorites. Still, you might want to watch while the little ones are not in the room, especially if you start clicking around for their other songs. Just sayin'.
Jenny ("Pardon?" "I remember there were some verbs.")
Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (If I were to rap, I'd rap like Jemaine.)
Frodo, Don't Wear the Ring (Watch this only if you have read or watched The Lord of the Rings. If you've never read/watched it, you'll think I'm insane.)
I gotta get me some magical bling-bling.
Happy Thursday!
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Things on Thursday: Muskrat
Well, I wanted to share a picture of a bald eagle today, but of course my little Nikon won't take a good picture of the regal birds soaring around our cabin. George got some great pictures, but as he hasn't bothered to share them with me yet*, I'm stealing a picture of a muskrat off the interwebs because we did see one of these (looking remarkably like the one in this picture) swimming across the cove of our beach yesterday.
I imagine one muskrat looks quite different from another to other muskrats, but to me they all sort of look alike.
*In fairness, George has been having way too much fun to bother sending me pictures, which I believe he's not even downloaded from his camera. Thank heaven for huge memory cards, because there will be lots of awesome Minnesota photos sometime next week!
I imagine one muskrat looks quite different from another to other muskrats, but to me they all sort of look alike.
*In fairness, George has been having way too much fun to bother sending me pictures, which I believe he's not even downloaded from his camera. Thank heaven for huge memory cards, because there will be lots of awesome Minnesota photos sometime next week!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Things on Thursday: Progress
We no longer have to get up, walk across the family room, turn a knob, and adjust rabbit ears to change one of three (or four, if you got PBS) channels on the television. Instead, we have to get up, search the room for one of three misplaced remotes, find the one for the cable box, aim at the television, push a button, and select from several hundred channels.
This is progress. Sort of. Especially if you were the one who had to stand forever holding the rabbit ears because every time you let go, the reception went all fuzzy.
We no longer have to collect dozens of catalogs to do our holiday shopping. Instead, we receive emails that link us to every single thing we could ever want...and lots of stuff we don't.
This is progress. Sort of. Especially if you prefer to do your shopping in your jammies at midnight.
We no longer have to go to the bookstore once a year to get the most recent Rand McNally Road Atlas. Sometimes, Rand even marked road construction on his maps. Instead, we plug the Garmin into a laptop and download the latest updates; plus, thanks to satellites, we get all sorts of real-time information on traffic and road delays and speed limits. Even more of a plus, we can get Yoda to give us directions and an X-wing fighter icon to stand in for our car on the electronic maps.
"Lost you are. At the next right, turn you must."
THIS is progress. Except George and I are too cheap to pay $12.99 for the Yoda voice and X-wing icon. Still, it's cool that we could.
This is progress. Sort of. Especially if you were the one who had to stand forever holding the rabbit ears because every time you let go, the reception went all fuzzy.
We no longer have to collect dozens of catalogs to do our holiday shopping. Instead, we receive emails that link us to every single thing we could ever want...and lots of stuff we don't.
This is progress. Sort of. Especially if you prefer to do your shopping in your jammies at midnight.
We no longer have to go to the bookstore once a year to get the most recent Rand McNally Road Atlas. Sometimes, Rand even marked road construction on his maps. Instead, we plug the Garmin into a laptop and download the latest updates; plus, thanks to satellites, we get all sorts of real-time information on traffic and road delays and speed limits. Even more of a plus, we can get Yoda to give us directions and an X-wing fighter icon to stand in for our car on the electronic maps.
"Lost you are. At the next right, turn you must."
THIS is progress. Except George and I are too cheap to pay $12.99 for the Yoda voice and X-wing icon. Still, it's cool that we could.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Things on Thursday: Daisy Dolittle
Daisy is healing from her surgery. Recovery is slow, and we had to increase her dose of sedative to keep her calm. Even sedated, she cannot fully contain the bouncy exuberance of her golden retriever genetic programming.
Daisy says, "Make it an awesome day...no matter what!"
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"Mom, do you need me to Heimlich you?" |
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"Oh, Mom, you found just the spot behind my ear. Scratch harder!" |
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"Nick, you know you want to share your ice cream with me. Look into my eyes...." |
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"These little pills make me feel so funky." |
Daisy says, "Make it an awesome day...no matter what!"
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Things on Thursday and a Forced Blogging Vacation
Today's Thing on Thursday is this unimpressive little apparatus:
It doesn't look nearly so sexy on my arm, I assure you, but it's there, nevertheless. When the man at the hospital's brace shop pulled this out and put it on my arm, I thought he was kidding. Seriously? This is supposed to help the tendonitis in my elbow?
Lo and behold, it does. For the first time in five months, I awoke this morning able to straighten my arm without whimpering.
Turns out that what I'm doing right now...typing on a laptop and using a mouse...can give a person golfer's elbow, especially when that person also spends late nights rubber stamping and cutting paper. Who knew? Anyway, as evidenced by the length of this post, I'm too electronically chatty for my own good. I don't think I can possibly go cold turkey on the blogging, but I'll try for the next week. You can rest assured I will be back.
It'll take more than a little tendonitis to shut me up for long.
It doesn't look nearly so sexy on my arm, I assure you, but it's there, nevertheless. When the man at the hospital's brace shop pulled this out and put it on my arm, I thought he was kidding. Seriously? This is supposed to help the tendonitis in my elbow?
Lo and behold, it does. For the first time in five months, I awoke this morning able to straighten my arm without whimpering.
Turns out that what I'm doing right now...typing on a laptop and using a mouse...can give a person golfer's elbow, especially when that person also spends late nights rubber stamping and cutting paper. Who knew? Anyway, as evidenced by the length of this post, I'm too electronically chatty for my own good. I don't think I can possibly go cold turkey on the blogging, but I'll try for the next week. You can rest assured I will be back.
It'll take more than a little tendonitis to shut me up for long.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Things on Thursday: Stress Reduction
Years ago, I owned a sound machine that played rainforest, ocean, thunderstorm, and other nature sounds. It was wonderful, and then it broke. So sad. It had been rather expensive, so I didn't replace it.
Monday, my children were driving me crazy. The bickering! The whining! It. Would. Not. Stop.
At Target, when the whining and begging reached a fevered pitch, I pushed the cart past the shelves loaded with foot massage and spa machines and saw this little beauty. Prices have plummeted on these since I bought my first one, and I grabbed the box like my life depended on it.
This machine is WAY cheaper than babysitters or therapy or a straight jacket. Just a few minutes listening to it while sitting in a room behind a closed door gave me the strength to face the bickering and deal with it like a grow-up instead of like a snarling rabid dog. Isn't it amazing what pleasant sounds can do to our brains?
What are your favorite, most effective stress relievers?
Monday, my children were driving me crazy. The bickering! The whining! It. Would. Not. Stop.
At Target, when the whining and begging reached a fevered pitch, I pushed the cart past the shelves loaded with foot massage and spa machines and saw this little beauty. Prices have plummeted on these since I bought my first one, and I grabbed the box like my life depended on it.
This machine is WAY cheaper than babysitters or therapy or a straight jacket. Just a few minutes listening to it while sitting in a room behind a closed door gave me the strength to face the bickering and deal with it like a grow-up instead of like a snarling rabid dog. Isn't it amazing what pleasant sounds can do to our brains?
What are your favorite, most effective stress relievers?
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Things on Thursday: A Black Daisy
Daisy is now home from her surgery, with a quarter of her fur shaved (was that necessary?) and looking both pathetic and in pain, despite painkillers and a sedative.
Oh how sad! The patch on her side delivers a painkiller, and the sutures are inside the wound. She has surgical glue on the wound, and she had two K laser treatments to reduce post-op pain. I feel we've done everything possible to comfort her, but it still just tears at my heart.
The vet couldn't believe how wiggly and squealy she was when he brought her into the room with me and the boys. We both made soothing, calming sounds, and laid hands on her to settle her, but it was a good five minutes before she calmed down. He looked at me and said, in a somewhat awed voice, "And this is with sedation!" His wife bred Daisy, but apparently, the level of love bursting from our furry golden sunshine isn't exactly typical for the line.
The black cone of shame arrived, conveniently enough, in the mail today. It's much softer than the old, rigid plastic cone, which saves our shins from bruising. It is not, however, any less humiliating.
Daisy on Drugs |
"Why can't I scratch my head?!?!" |
Oh how sad! The patch on her side delivers a painkiller, and the sutures are inside the wound. She has surgical glue on the wound, and she had two K laser treatments to reduce post-op pain. I feel we've done everything possible to comfort her, but it still just tears at my heart.
The vet couldn't believe how wiggly and squealy she was when he brought her into the room with me and the boys. We both made soothing, calming sounds, and laid hands on her to settle her, but it was a good five minutes before she calmed down. He looked at me and said, in a somewhat awed voice, "And this is with sedation!" His wife bred Daisy, but apparently, the level of love bursting from our furry golden sunshine isn't exactly typical for the line.
The black cone of shame arrived, conveniently enough, in the mail today. It's much softer than the old, rigid plastic cone, which saves our shins from bruising. It is not, however, any less humiliating.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Things on Thursday: The Gentle Leader
A while back, a kind reader recommended the Gentle Leader as a means of dealing with Daisy's pulling on leash. The pinch collar had worked beautifully with Hoover, but Daisy wasn't responding to it at all. Finally, I took my kind reader's advice, and what smashingly good advice it was! The Gentle Leader works beautifully! Daisy doesn't pull at all, and walks are so much more pleasant. At least for me.
Daisy, on the other hand, has a different opinion of the Gentle Leader.
I cannot tell if she is merely sad or both sad and furious about the strap over her nose. I think I see daggers shooting from her eyes, but she's such a sweet pup that daggers seem impossible for her. She keeps trying to rub the strap off by running the side of her muzzle through the grass. Obviously, this only serves to keep the strap in place.
She's not sensible, but she's my dog. And she will get used to the Gentle Leader. Eventually.
I had planned on having Daisy be the guest blogger this week, but George pointed out that Hoover's guest spot occurred just weeks before his diagnosis with cancer. This coincidence has both of us a bit spooked about giving Daisy a voice on the blog, especially since her ACL/luxating patella surgery is on June 21. That's just the right leg. The left can't be done for three months after that.
In the meantime, please enjoy these two pictures taken by George recently. My picture above is a more accurate representation of her true color, but you seriously can't beat natural evening sunlight for photographing golden retrievers. She really is furry golden sunshine!
Daisy, on the other hand, has a different opinion of the Gentle Leader.
Why Are You Doing This to Me? |
I cannot tell if she is merely sad or both sad and furious about the strap over her nose. I think I see daggers shooting from her eyes, but she's such a sweet pup that daggers seem impossible for her. She keeps trying to rub the strap off by running the side of her muzzle through the grass. Obviously, this only serves to keep the strap in place.
She's not sensible, but she's my dog. And she will get used to the Gentle Leader. Eventually.
I had planned on having Daisy be the guest blogger this week, but George pointed out that Hoover's guest spot occurred just weeks before his diagnosis with cancer. This coincidence has both of us a bit spooked about giving Daisy a voice on the blog, especially since her ACL/luxating patella surgery is on June 21. That's just the right leg. The left can't be done for three months after that.
In the meantime, please enjoy these two pictures taken by George recently. My picture above is a more accurate representation of her true color, but you seriously can't beat natural evening sunlight for photographing golden retrievers. She really is furry golden sunshine!
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Don't Hate Me because I'm Beautiful |
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Should I Be Worried? |
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Things on Thursday: Fountain Pens
The collectibles craze has never taken over my brain. Beanie Babies, Lladro or Precious Moments figurines, Tom Clark gnomes, Thomas Kinkade prints...I've watched friends and family enjoy the art of collecting for the simple pleasure of it, but never felt the urge myself.
My collections have been more practical in nature. I collected clothes when I worked outside the home. Clothes were more important to me then than they are now, as I sit typing in my jammies. These days, I practice the minimalist closet and actually dread shopping for clothes.
I still collect books, however, and have since my teens. My book collection, combined with George's, has taken over our house. But the vast majority of our books have been read. They are not for show. When Nick recently needed to do a report on Saturn, we had real print books for him to look at...not just Wikipedia.
I collect rubber stamps, too. These have all seen ink; I don't have them just to have them.
My mother gave me my first fountain pen: a broken, leaky Parker 51 that my grandfather used for decades. This pen gave me the itch to get my own, so in the early 1990s, I bought my first, a Waterman Laureat. I loved writing with it, how it felt in my hand, the character of the ink it laid down which was nothing like the ink you get from any throw-away pen. And so I started collecting fountain pens, like the Parker Sonnet pictured above.
I have Watermans, Parkers (including a reproduction of my grandfather's 51 that I carry in my purse and use to write checks), and Shaeffers. No Montblancs, though. The one I bought leaked so I sent it back. I also sent back a truly beautiful Argento that just didn't feel right in my hand. What matters to me isn't the impressive brand name or the indulgent cost...what matters is how a pen writes, how it feels in my hand, how it functions. It helps if it's pretty, too.
My friends at Micron gave me a gorgeously functional Parker Duofold before we moved to Rapid City in 2000, and it was my last acquisition. Once my storage case was full (it holds 12 pens), I stopped collecting. Now, at any given time, three spots in the storage case are empty. I found keeping ink in more than three pens simply wasn't practical and resulted in leaks and dried-out cartridges. I keep the reproduction Parker 51 in my purse, the Parker Sonnet by my computer, and the Waterman Executive on my craft desk. As one dries up, I'll clean it, put it back in the case, and choose another pen to fill with ink.
Using fountain pens is my one writerly affectation. I love them.
Do you have a favorite pen? Is there some other functional item that you collect with joy? Do you prefer collecting items that are simply beautiful or cute or funny? What about collecting as an investment? Please share your thoughts on collecting in the comments!
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Things on Thursday: Hail
We've had a LOT of precipitation lately, mostly in the form of rain. We've not had truly damaging weather in our corner of Ohio...just a few limbs down. How I pray it stays that way!
Yesterday, we had hail. It was tiny and cute hail...just little pellets that danced cheerily off the grill and deck and couldn't hurt a tomato plant if it tried.
In Wichita, Kansas, we saw hail as big as softballs in a storm that did millions of dollars worth of damage across the city. In Rapid City, we had so much hail--golf-ball size and smaller--in one storm that it looked like snow drifts. We've had cars dented by hail in at least three states.
Yesterday's hail, in comparison, was quite tame.
Today, I'm grateful for cheerful hail.
What's the biggest hail you've ever seen? Where was it?
Yesterday, we had hail. It was tiny and cute hail...just little pellets that danced cheerily off the grill and deck and couldn't hurt a tomato plant if it tried.
In Wichita, Kansas, we saw hail as big as softballs in a storm that did millions of dollars worth of damage across the city. In Rapid City, we had so much hail--golf-ball size and smaller--in one storm that it looked like snow drifts. We've had cars dented by hail in at least three states.
Yesterday's hail, in comparison, was quite tame.
Today, I'm grateful for cheerful hail.
What's the biggest hail you've ever seen? Where was it?
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Things on Thursday: Two for One
The patch:
The dog:
Update on Daisy: Her right knee has started dislocating as well. Yesterday was a pretty good day, but she's still occasionally limping or favoring one leg. I'm worried that we will have to have both her knees surgically repaired. In the meantime, we're keeping her activity as restrained as we can, and in moments like this one, it's quite easy. Don't pictures of sleeping animals make you yearn for your pillow?
The dog:
Update on Daisy: Her right knee has started dislocating as well. Yesterday was a pretty good day, but she's still occasionally limping or favoring one leg. I'm worried that we will have to have both her knees surgically repaired. In the meantime, we're keeping her activity as restrained as we can, and in moments like this one, it's quite easy. Don't pictures of sleeping animals make you yearn for your pillow?
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Things on Thursday: A Beaded Leash
My wonderful friend Claire sent me a beautiful beaded leash for my reading glasses. I knew she was a talented stamper and scrapper, but I had no idea she was beady, too.
The black, gray, and silver beads match my hair perfectly. Now, the glasses are not just a life-changing necessity for a voracious reader like myself; they are a totally fab fashion accessory!
Thank you, Claire. You are the best!
The black, gray, and silver beads match my hair perfectly. Now, the glasses are not just a life-changing necessity for a voracious reader like myself; they are a totally fab fashion accessory!
Thank you, Claire. You are the best!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Things on Thursday: Ovaries
I'm not going to show a picture of ovaries.
You're welcome.
But ovaries gave me the best laugh of the week, so they are my Thing on Thursday. Check out this post on Heather Armstrong's blog, Dooce. I hurt myself. Some of the comments are just as funny as Heather's post.
And I'll never think of racoons the same way again.
You're welcome.
But ovaries gave me the best laugh of the week, so they are my Thing on Thursday. Check out this post on Heather Armstrong's blog, Dooce. I hurt myself. Some of the comments are just as funny as Heather's post.
And I'll never think of racoons the same way again.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Things on Thursday: A Spring Daisy
It has been a while since I posted Daisy pictures. So here you go...feel free to wallow in the furry golden cuteness.
Daisy on the Hooverman. That's what we dubbed the ottoman when Hoover staked his claim on it as soon as we brought it into the house. Daisy has claimed it as well, but we'll call this the Hooverman in our boy's memory. Daisy will have to pick another piece of furniture for her namesake.
That blue cylinder has lasted eight months and is still entirely intact, though the tennis ball that came with it is long gone. Whatever that blue material is, it's nigh indestructible.
Occasionally, toys are annoying, as when this Frisbee got stuck on her head. It's impossible to get a good shot when the dog is frantic. Someone really needed to man up and rescue the dog, but everyone was laughing at her so I had to stop shooting and take the dang thing off her head. (BTW, the copyright on that photo should say Susan, but I'm too lazy to go in and change it now.)
Finally, Nick took this picture. Awwwwww.
Happy Thursday!
Daisy on the Hooverman. That's what we dubbed the ottoman when Hoover staked his claim on it as soon as we brought it into the house. Daisy has claimed it as well, but we'll call this the Hooverman in our boy's memory. Daisy will have to pick another piece of furniture for her namesake.
That blue cylinder has lasted eight months and is still entirely intact, though the tennis ball that came with it is long gone. Whatever that blue material is, it's nigh indestructible.
Occasionally, toys are annoying, as when this Frisbee got stuck on her head. It's impossible to get a good shot when the dog is frantic. Someone really needed to man up and rescue the dog, but everyone was laughing at her so I had to stop shooting and take the dang thing off her head. (BTW, the copyright on that photo should say Susan, but I'm too lazy to go in and change it now.)
Finally, Nick took this picture. Awwwwww.
Happy Thursday!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Things on Thursday: Reading Glasses
My life has been immeasurably changed for the better by these.
I do not care that I look like an old lady when they are perched on my nose. I do not care that I'm on a quest to find the perfect leash for them so I can keep them on my person. I do not care that George laughed at me when I bought them.
They are miraculous. Brilliant. A help to me in times of trouble.
Oh frabjous day!
I do not care that I look like an old lady when they are perched on my nose. I do not care that I'm on a quest to find the perfect leash for them so I can keep them on my person. I do not care that George laughed at me when I bought them.
They are miraculous. Brilliant. A help to me in times of trouble.
Oh frabjous day!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Things on Thursday: Loyalty
The tragedy in Japan is enormous, overwhelming, and so deeply sad. With all the horrifying images coming out of Japan, the growing numbers of casualties, and the scary impact of the earthquake on the nuclear reactors, it's helpful to realize that there are stories of rescue and recovery, miracles of kindness and compassion amidst the tragedy.
This story touched my heart and I wanted to share it as our Thing for Thursday. Definitely click on the Show More to get the full story of what happens to these two dogs, and please watch all the way to the end.
Many thanks to my friend Carrie for sharing this on her FB status.
This story touched my heart and I wanted to share it as our Thing for Thursday. Definitely click on the Show More to get the full story of what happens to these two dogs, and please watch all the way to the end.
Many thanks to my friend Carrie for sharing this on her FB status.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Things on Thursday: Pioneer Woman's Love Story
Here's the book I read earlier this week. Black Heels to Tractor Wheels is the unashamedly romantic story of how a city girl meets and falls head over black heels in love with a cowboy. The book wallows in the giggly silliness of love without making me want to gag in the least. But then, I'm a long-time fan of The Pioneer Woman blog, so I'm hardly objective about anything she does. She writes in the same breezy, informal, self-deprecating style of her blog. If you're looking for Literature with a capital L, look elsewhere...this is a bodice ripping romance told by your best friend over coffee in a country kitchen...or at least that's how it feels.
Black Heels is sweet, sad, scary, and honest, but mostly it's funny. If you believe in love--or really want to--read this book.
Black Heels is sweet, sad, scary, and honest, but mostly it's funny. If you believe in love--or really want to--read this book.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Things on Thursday: Best Dog Toy EVER
Daisy loves these knotted ropes with handles. She pounces on them. She chews them. She runs around the house with them as she growls viciously and happily at the same time. She drags hapless Nick across the carpet with them. She shakes them to death...a deed that is unsettling similar to self-flagellation since the knots and handle thud painfully into her body yet she appears not to notice.
She is a dog on a mission: Kill. The. Rope.
These ropes have also lasted weeks longer than other toys. We had to stop buying stuffies or those awesome unstuffed soft toys. She ate their faces off within minutes of getting them.
She also eats carpet. And rocks.
She is not sensible, yet we love her all the same.
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