My life has been immeasurably changed for the better by these.
I do not care that I look like an old lady when they are perched on my nose. I do not care that I'm on a quest to find the perfect leash for them so I can keep them on my person. I do not care that George laughed at me when I bought them.
They are miraculous. Brilliant. A help to me in times of trouble.
Oh frabjous day!