For Nick's birthday, I baked a perfect cheesecake. After Nick, George, and I inhaled our pieces, George and I had the following conversation.
Me: When it comes to baking, I rock.
George: What about bread?
Me: Baking with sugar. I rock at baking cakes and pies and bars.
George: True. But why don’t you bake cookies?
Me: My cookies never seem to turn out how I want. Except my Angel Balls [a.k.a. wedding cookies]. Those rock.
George: I don’t consider those cookies.
Me: Why not?
George: They’re spherical.