Nick, for some reason, decided to pull for the Steelers in the SuperBowl, but had to go to bed before the game was over. Sunday was a school night. Monday night at dinner, the following conversation took place.
George: I'm sorry, Nick, but your team lost.
Nick: I know. But I decided I don't like the Steelers anymore.
George: Really? Why?
Nick: Pennsylvania has to many Ps.
Nick: Well, there's Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, and of course, Philadelphia. Too many Ps.
George: Oh. I've often thought that, too.
I love eleven year olds!