At dinner tonight, a discussion of comedians took an interesting turn.
Nick: Well, Mike Myers is the sex guy. And you gotta respect him for that.
Me and George: WHAT!?!?!
Me: Nick, what makes you say that?
Nick: He shags everybody.
George: People who shag everybody don't deserve your respect or admiration.
I smiled and thought what a wonderful man I'd married. But then...
George: You might envy them, but you shouldn't respect them.
I'm running away. Anyone have a spare room?